Anonymous asked: Fifty zlotys leftover from my trip to poland and a worn out second hand used condom. Does that sweeten the pot for you?
Anonymous asked: I'm a huge fan of your work.
Anonymous asked: Can I buy your soul?
I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
Anonymous asked: You have so many extraordinary gifts, so how can a guy like you live an ordinary life? You're clearly meant for big things.
Anonymous asked: What's your gpa? What did you get this semester. (I only did well if you did worse than me)
urbancatfitters: i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
Anonymous asked: You do deserve to be treated very well. If your as awesome as your blog then you deserve nothing but the best, and eventually you'll get it
Anonymous asked: don't give up!
Anonymous asked: Why're you so critical of the U.S. and the U.S. government? Lib chicks like you would kill to shop here.
I deserve to be treated well
youuu don’t love me anymoreeeee blaaahah
if im not in a relationship by the end of 2013 im turning to voodoo
I don’t care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table—as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can’t stop looking.