The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
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The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
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The morning after sex, bahahahhahaha.
Do you even know my name?
Sha..quinda?
Are you kidding me?
Let me finish please. Barack..?
Obama! The president?!
Not from my hoo-ha?
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“He told me i was doing a photo shoot of him and to send some pictures to his mother back home, and he wanted to be in his uniform and me looking nice in a dress. And then when i set the timer and ran over to stand beside him, he got down on one knee and asked me to be his wife.”
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Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?
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